Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Iraq Captive
Attention!!! Attention!!!
GI Joe (okay, really a Dragon toy, but whatever) has been taken captive by those waskily wabbits in Iraq. They have threatened to take his head off with a thumb, because "they're really, really mean." All members of the GI Joe SWAT, SEAL, and 3 3/4" line are ordered to report to their duty stations at once.
UPDATE: I hear they also have International Journalist Barbie and Human Shield Skipper. Those monsters.
GI Joe (okay, really a Dragon toy, but whatever) has been taken captive by those waskily wabbits in Iraq. They have threatened to take his head off with a thumb, because "they're really, really mean." All members of the GI Joe SWAT, SEAL, and 3 3/4" line are ordered to report to their duty stations at once.
UPDATE: I hear they also have International Journalist Barbie and Human Shield Skipper. Those monsters.
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I hear the roming gnome is going in as a negotiator to secure Joe's release.
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